me:
“do you think jesus paid mary magdalene for sex, cause she was a prostitute?”
k:
“i didn’t think he had to. wasn’t jesus like elvis?”
me:
“i don’t think he did, i mean, he was jesus, he could have just performed the miracle and that was it.”
k:
“uh-huh”
me:
“do you think anyone ever turned down sex with elvis?”
k:
“i would of. [...]